owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

amazingfhb:

i can’t fucking believe that gandhi is a playable fighter in smash bros

amazingfhb:

i can’t fucking believe that gandhi is a playable fighter in smash bros

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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

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- Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

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give-my-love-to-mary:

give-my-love-to-mary:

Will: “You’re not my friend”

Hannibal: image

if this gets over 1,000 notes i will die

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spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

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andrysb24:

joannaestep:


An interview with Tom Hiddleston

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

It’s like a superhero origin story

andrysb24:

joannaestep:

An interview with Tom Hiddleston

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

It’s like a superhero origin story

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wannabebandkid:

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

image

ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

image

i pledge allegiance to that ass

Of the united cheeks of America