confluentia-hardcore:

Pay your taxes or be sent to the Shadow Realm

confluentia-hardcore:

Pay your taxes or be sent to the Shadow Realm

(Source: 8ight15ive1)

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

robotlynx:

sighnless:

robotlynx:

lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds

then explain this

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK

zombiemiki:

Pictures from the initial day of the Spooky Party release!

The pumpkins are all so cute - I can’t get over that little bowtie on the tiny Pumpkaboo!

  • week 1 of friendship: this is a cool person
  • week 30 of friendship: this is a gay egg
  • week 50 of friendship: our skin cells merge until we are naught but pulsating meat pulled togehter

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrinez)

jaclcfrost:

having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun

sterlingsea:

coacalin:

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.

someone buy me this immediately

yo-triscuits:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

Google “BC teachers strike” I dare you. But DO NOT just read the press releases. Read the stories from teachers and students. I’m not even in school and our government/premier piss me off to no end. I promise you, you do not want this.

gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

klinklang:

remember when they showed the sihouetted starters for gen v and people were trying to guess what they would look like and

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