ducktrainer:

saemiligr:

dear-monday:

So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid coming home from Hogwarts and being all, “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME UNCLE HARRY WAS FAMOUS?” Imagine Dudley reading up on Harry and finding out about all the stuff he did and all the things that happened to him and struggling to grasp how his scrawny, speccy cousin saved the wizarding world. Imagine Dudley, white-faced with terror at his first big family get-together with Harry, Hermione and all the remaining Weasleys. Imagine Mrs Weasley being decidedly cool towards him until he eats fifth helpings of everything she cooks and telling her that she’s the best cook he’s ever met. Imagine Dudley meeting Fleur. Imagine the others embarrassing Harry by telling Dudley stories about him. Imagine Dudley and Harry going down the pub together for beers. Imagine Harry still calling him Big D. Imagine Dudley cheerfully never dieting ever again and being fat and happy forever THE END.

This makes me absurdly happy

did they just made me happy about DUDLEY

theodorerooseveltjihad:

MAN GOES HAM MUST SEE

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taco-sasha:

tooloolo:

So I found this

OMFG WHY

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

tombol-r:

one of my favorite things about neopets is how two of my Special Color pets have hardly any clothes available while this egg has a bigger wardrobe than i do in real life

get outta here fashion egg

tombol-r:

one of my favorite things about neopets is how two of my Special Color pets have hardly any clothes available while this egg has a bigger wardrobe than i do in real life

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get outta here fashion egg

askgeorgebush:

"Sir, can you please turn off your device while we are in flight?"

*sadly shakes etch-a-sketch and puts it away*

aminaabramovic:

y’all joke on here but really idgaf about the beatles 

  • People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
  • People who wear glasses: No.

makochantachibanana:

School picture me

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homovikings:

buckeh barnez. 18. bi. #scenekid. u know my name, NOT my story.. you know what i did, NOT what i went thru… Steve Rogers is my BFFLAEAEAE. mess w/ him? we got a prob.